Number 6

Despite numerous threats to resign from the band, Number 6 still drives the music of Terrycloth Lobster with a hard-pounding, solid drumbeat. Lending a slight jazz-fusion edge to the group's sound, Number 6 can often be heard yelling "This rhythm is not a number, it's a free form!" over a cacophony of cymbals and bass drum strikes which she claims obeys some higher form of quantum-magical polyrhythmic drummer/physicist math. No one knows much about Number 6's history, but on occasion, the other band members claim to have heard her mumbling something in her sleep about monkeys running the world from a secluded evil island.