muad'dib nixon won't talk about the past, but band members say they found muad'dib in a basket on their doorstep with a note that said "Please take my baby. I can't tolerate the noise anymore."
muad'dib was a little old to be a baby though, and the huge basket also contained a contrabassoon with which muad'dib threatened any bandmember who attempted to determine muad'dib's sex.
Although nixon sometimes uses the instrument as a club, it is more deadly when played.
muad'dib is fond of shiny things, so watch your jewelry.
Last update July 30, 2001